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My Immortal MST, part the ninth Silverpelt: Let's just get started already. This is gonna be an unnesecarily long sporking.My Immortal MST, part the ninth by ~Airey42
Hawksky: Is that why you brought a book?
Silverpelt: Of course not! I know better than to read during sporkings.
Kiri: Well, make sure you don't. GLaDOS would incinerate it.
Chill: What book is it?
Fallen: *snatches book away from Silverpelt*
Silverpelt: Hey!
Fallen: It's Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and
Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Unabridged and
illustrated.
Aziz: …
Hawksky: Lemme guess… it's annotated, too?
Fallen: It would appear so!
Silverpelt: Give me that back. *sn
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Donate| "Welcome to Georgia: land of the bipolar weather." "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils..." "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva." "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" "If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid." "When the statues start singing along with you, I have three words to describe what's going on: DISNEY ACID TRIP." "Despite having a pretty face, everyone has the same bony skull when that face is ripped off." "Your soul's so dark it smudges mine." "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." "A woman needs a deck of cards to deal with a man: a heart, to love him with; a diamond, to marry him with; a club, to beat him to death with; and a spade, to bury him with." "And then, from across the room, their eyes met. And they had a staring contest." "Sometimes your knight in shining armor is the retard in tin foil, but you just gotta love him anyway." |
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